savage-ass:

danisnotonfire:

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’

I found this video extremely humorous whilst slightly seizing me of the small shred of innocence I still have

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principalcellist:

the-cheshirette:

yeahwriters:

1. This looks like the weirdest movie ever.

2. Daniel Radcliffe sounds like a COMPLETELY different person with an American accent. His voice literally sounds lower.

3. Oh look, a movie where Daniel Radcliffe makes friends with a snake!

YES YES YES

HIS VOICE I WAS NOT READY

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whatpunkin:

maisiewilliams:

but why does sirius black have prison tattoos in the prisoner of azkaban movie? is there a strong prison culture in azkaban? did he find a non death eater or two to bond with? he literally has tattoos on each of his fingers what did he do over those 12 years do they have movie nights and crazy high jinx involving contraband what exactly happens in azkaban 

orange is the new sirius black

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nethilia:

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

i spit my drink

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holt-electronics:

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

He’d be taking bribes from the fire

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malfoypure:

The Magic Begins
       
↳ 29: A character you’d like to see more of on your dashboard: Andromeda Tonks

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manafromheaven:

salticinae:

I’m actually crying right now. Something that seemed impossible for me might actually happen in the future. I just hope this isn’t repealed by the time I feel comfortable enough in my life to transition. I know this doesn’t seem important to most people but this just gave me another reason to keep moving forward with my life. 🙏

I HOPE THIS IS A THING FOR MY AMERICAN FRIENDS AHH!!!

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saucylarry:

lockmyhearticantchange:

How to gracefully deal with gay rumors.

Forever reblog.

I can not not reblog this

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We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.

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